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 Bienvenidos.


Yoooooo what's up fam!!
Basically this week was super emo. 😿 But the world keeps spinning and the moon keeps popping up out of the sky like a gigantic cookie. 🌕🍪

I was kinda sick at the start of the week and then my companion got really sick at the end. 👍👍
Then Alex, the man who happily accepted a Baptismal date last week, texted us and said he wants to wait until God tells him when and where to get baptized and he's thinking about traveling. 😿 So you can figure we were super emo about that!
BUT we ate OLIVE GARDEN neverending soup salad and breadsticks 🥖🥖 on Saturday nightand it carried all the way until Sunday nightthrough our fast. I am eternally grateful for the OG.🍝
I finally went, bro!

Ramon fed us tacos again! He wasn't gonna stop cooking those tortillas until the meat was all gone and everyone was done after their 5th so I had to step up and eat like 10 or 13 I don't remember. But I do remember he gave us Tres leches after and I felt my stomach grow significantly larger. 🤰

We'd been struggling to find people to teach while we were out and about; 
Sometimes it can feel like you're trying to dragpeople to church, and shove them into your teaching pool, and it kinda sucks the life outta ya.😮‍💨 And just when mega-exhaustion is about to take you all the way out of your game, something cool always happens.
like a breath of fresh air, a random guy walked up to us and asked us for a card. We shared a scripture about the atonement of Jesus Christ and asked why he wants to come to church. In his own words he said "yo tomo mucho"
It was so nice.🍺

There was a huge Alien spider 🕷 on a light pole in the church parking lot. So naturally I grabbed a very big tree branch, hucked it at the light pole, and absolutely took down the spider. It hit the concrete and died on impact!

Then to end off on a good note Mario sung "thirsty dog" on his accordion.🪗

Thanks for watching, and stay tuned for next week when Elder Craig C. Christensen drops in on tomato town (he is coming for a mission tour) and gets a Victory Royale (he is going to give our mission an A+)🪅

-xoxo Sister Wilson
Professional bush-camper
Taco eating champion
Number one crocs fan
Alien spider destroyer

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