The only mega awesome super dope thing that happened this week was the mission tour. Here's the super double scoop. Picture this. A tribe of asparagus children but they're self conscious about the way their pee smells... I'm kidding again. Okay, actually picture this... You just had a nice little meeting with Elder Christensen. He walks up to you shakes your hand and asks where you from. You talk about the zones. The Macon zone is there. The Fayetteville zone is there. The missionaries eat meatballs and rice together. We pan to pictures. We then leave the room and we walk into the chapel. He shares his message and revelation fills the room. In the middle of a question someone in the back raises their hand. You turn around to see who it is. It's a random woman. She gets up, spits some bars, and sits back down quietly. During a 10 minute bathroom break, you notice some elders talking to her for quite a while. Later in the meeting Elder Christensen calls up for the wom...