Well this sucks 🐧🐧🐧🐧

 You could say this week was crappy. You could also say this week is the most memorable week I will have out here. But I have a feeling we're just getting started.

So buckle up because this email's a doozy

       Monday we had a great lesson with Sumu! Talked about temples and he was like "yooo I wanna go there, I've got people that need to be baptized, when can I go!??" And we were like "YOOOOO" 🙈🙈

       Tuesday we had a great zone council meeting and I learned a lot 🙈 Then our member sister guerra made us delicious food 😋 

       Wednesday Sister Chapman literally left me and went home 😀👍

So I got my new companion.... 🥁🥁🥁

SISTER ZUFELT

She's the bomb diggity and is super kind and awesome. So that night we went to our member meal and they were like "we don't know either of you but come in! Take your shoes off, we have slippers for you" and then proceeded to feed us delicious spaghetti and meatballs.

       Thursday we weekly planned. That's it.

       Friday was hilarious. And sad, because Sumu canceled our lesson. And then we had a near death experience at a creepy old house that literally looked haunted. The door was wide open and it was pitch black inside except one lamp in the corner. Then this dude appeared at the door suddenly from the dark and was like "im not interested" so we quickly left. But then we had our member meal! The Bush's took us to Asian express. 🙈 $1.50 for a scoop of anything you want. Our total was like 15 dollars for the 4 of us! And Brother Bush was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and goes, "this is my Chinese food shirt" so you can guess he's literally hilarious. And his wife is from Brooklyn so she's hilarious in a I'm gonna kill you sorta way.

      Saturday was the day I almost gave up my ghost. We drove down to Villa Rica and had our first lesson with adrian and his kids. He opened the door, got his kids, gave them chairs to sit outside on the porch, and then went back inside and left us with his children on his doorstep. So yeah!

Then we had like 9 lessons lined up for the rest of the day and every single one fell through. So we just knocked and did visits around Villa Rica. 

Met an old shirtless guy named Anthony and gave him a baptismal progress record. We stopped by Judy's house which turned out to be a warehouse with a barbed wire fence around it 😀 

So we went to franks and he was creepy and weird. Told us about how Christian he was for 10 minutes and then as soon as sister zufelt started talking he was like "WELP let's end with a prayer 🙂" then he referred us to the house across the street and we walked over there and boy that was the creepiest house I ever did see. Thank goodness no one was there because I think the person that lives there was actually a murderer and frank just wanted us to die 😁

Then we visited Bula. Her daughter was getting out of a car when we got there and was like "I don't do jehovahs witnesses" then brought us inside and HOOO BOOYYY that was the most disgusting house I've ever stepped foot in. The dark musty smelly dirty feeling was immediate when we walked in. There were literal walls of trash and roaches and spiders EVERYWHERE. The daughter sat down and started watching Rush Hour on full volume, so we asked her to turn it down so she just got up and left. 🙃 then Bula told us to sit on a crusty bed and proceeded to tell us how her husband died on that bed a week ago. 😃

Then as we were leaving we realized the bed was COVERED in bed bugs, mites, and every tiny little bug ever. And so were we. So we burned our clothes (threw them in the washing machine) and vowed to never go back to Villa Rica (we're going back next saturday)

     Sunday all our friends and members ditched church and we think Sumu died (not really) but he hasn't answered his phone in 3 days. Then we took a picture with Wonder woman. DARN YOU!! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!🗽

Anyways sorry for the novel this week. There's plenty more I could write but I'm done, I finna go have a labor day BBQ with our district!! 🇺🇸🦅🦅💯🫡