Goin off the rails on a crazy train sir!

 Welcome to watchmojo.

Today were recapping top 8 things I can remember happening this week!

      Sumu didn't answer his phone for 5 days and we went to his house 2 times and he didn't wanna talk to us.  But fear not! For he texted us on friday and was like "I apologize I needed a break. I had a weak moment" and we were like word 😙✌️ glad you're back. He's back on the roster babyyyy... but he didn't come to church this week either so we're just gonna push his baptism back a lil.

      We got like 20 referrals in one day and spent over an hour contacting them all. 🙈 Then later we figured out there was a glitch in the system and all the referrals were fake.

       We had a member meal with the Carters and they are the definition of tmi. We know pretty much everything about them now 😃

        Then we visited our member Linda and her dog from hell tried to bite our ankles off. It's like the size of a shoebox and won't shut up. I literally screamed when it looked at me.🤗

         On friday we walked around the neighborhood and saw a billion spider webs, then called a member we didn't know and he talked to us for over and hour and he is by far the most quotable person I've met. Every word out of his mouth is pure gold. 

     IE. Alright you can go to hell, i dont care. More room for me in heaven heh.

        Also we got a referral for a Brenda Goolsby Ball and we did actually confirm that she's a real human being so yeah. Who knew there was someone out there with a name like that. 👁👁

       This girl Katelyn came to church and she's so adorable she literally looks like a little fairy and wants to get baptized so weeeeeee!! 🙈

       And last off we finished our puzzle and stuck it to the wall which was awesome.  

       Stay scraight yall